🎡 SPIN THE HOT TAKE WHEEL
Click spin to get a random hot take from my personal archive of certified Opinions. React below to let me know how wrong (or devastatingly correct) I am.
Spin the wheel above to reveal a hot take...
📋 The Full List
All my takes, laid out. No hiding. No apologies. Click any to highlight it.
📜 A Note on Hot Takes
Look, I don't make the rules on what a hot take is. Some of these are widely controversial. Some of these you probably agree with and it's making you uncomfortable. That's fine. We don't need to talk about it.
The important thing is that I put them on my website, and now they're on the internet forever, and that's extremely funny to me.